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Grumpy Possum Anti-Valentine’s Day Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Critter with Candy Hearts
Who needs roses when you’ve got sarcasm?
This hilariously grumpy possum is here to say what we’re all thinking—with candy hearts that read “Never,” “Go Away,” “Lose My Number,” and “Not Yours.” A perfect mix of cuteness and snark, this design flips the script on Valentine’s Day with humor and attitude.
Why you’ll love it:
• Features an adorably annoyed possum and anti-love candy hearts
• Great for anti-Valentine’s Day parties, casual wear, or gifting your favorite cynic
• Ideal for anyone who’s more “meh” than “muah” when it comes to romance
Perfect for:
• Possum lovers with sass
• Singles who’d rather snack than swoon
• Anyone embracing independence (with a grin)
Say it loud: love is optional, but sarcasm is forever.
Embrace freedom and adventure with this stylish Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight tee is perfect for layering or wearing on its own. The vibrant print captures the spirit of exploration, making it a great addition to your casual wardrobe. Ideal for outdoor enthusiasts, animal lovers, or anyone looking to express their love for nature, this tee is perfect for summer outings, family gatherings, or simply lounging on the weekend. Celebrate life’s adventures, whether you’re at a festival, a picnic, or just heading out with friends. Suitable for all occasions, it exudes a relaxed vibe that complements any casual or semi-formal event, making it a versatile choice that every wardrobe needs.
Product features
– Side seams for structural support and shape retention
– Elastic ribbed knit collar to retain shape
– Shoulder tape for added stability
– Vibrant sleeve and neck label prints using advanced techniques
– Lightweight fabric, perfect for layering and breathability
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
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- Free shipping for order price over 200$
Ground
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- $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $49.95 for order price over 140$
2 Day
- $24.95 for order price under 49$
- $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $79.95 for order price over 140$
Overnight
- $49.95 for order price under 49$
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- $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $139.95 for order price over 140$
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- Free ship for orders over $400
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