“If Horses Were Fishes Cowboys Would Drown” Tee – Western Wit Meets Fishing Fun
Saddle up and cast out with this hilarious twist on cowboy life. The If Horses Were Fishes Cowboys Would Drown tee features a vintage-inspired scene of a classic cowboy trying to ride a giant koi fish through a Western river—because not every cowboy’s a swimmer, but every cowboy loves a tall tale.
Perfect For:
Country guys, rodeo lovers, outdoorsmen, or anyone who’s ever mixed boots with bait. It’s a must-have for those who appreciate a clever saying and aren’t afraid to laugh at themselves.
Wear It To:
Father’s Day brunch, 4th of July BBQs, fishing trips, lake days, or rodeo weekends. It’s also a standout gift for dads, brothers, or uncles who know their way around a lasso and a tackle box.
Funny, rustic, and uniquely Western—this shirt’s a splash hit for cowboys who don’t mind getting a little wet.
Embrace freedom and adventure with this stylish Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight tee is perfect for layering or wearing on its own. The vibrant print captures the spirit of exploration, making it a great addition to your casual wardrobe. Ideal for outdoor enthusiasts, animal lovers, or anyone looking to express their love for nature, this tee is perfect for summer outings, family gatherings, or simply lounging on the weekend. Celebrate life’s adventures, whether you’re at a festival, a picnic, or just heading out with friends. Suitable for all occasions, it exudes a relaxed vibe that complements any casual or semi-formal event, making it a versatile choice that every wardrobe needs.
Product features
– Side seams for structural support and shape retention
– Elastic ribbed knit collar to retain shape
– Shoulder tape for added stability
– Vibrant sleeve and neck label prints using advanced techniques
– Lightweight fabric, perfect for layering and breathability
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean
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